A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy
Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000,or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00"

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried
here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried
here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."

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